I’m in Belfast again. In fact I am in Bristol Airport so often that other travellers are beginning to recognise and talk to me! This time I was stuck in a “Speedy Boarding” Easyjet queue that was slower than the “Slow” queue. I suddenly was aware that my bag was vibrating and had to dis-assemble my whole violence bag – full of weapons and blood soaked clothes to switch off my electric toothbrush – in full public view. Airport security saw nothing – but seemed very interested in selling an elderly, confused person their unique plastic bag for£1.00 – just in case she was about to set up an elaborate chemical laboratory in in the toilet and send us all to kingdom come!
I can recognise that I am about to rant, so I’ll stop now before I become the worst version of angry old man!
Till later!
Filed under: 1, airports, Angry, People, Ridiculous
